EllieBubbz

When you make a really funny joke but no one gets it

When you make a really funny joke but no one gets it

ryangoslinginadinosauronesie:

One time I saw a guy eat a Dairylea Dunker by ONLY eating the little breadsticks and not even TOUCHING the cheese and I was utterly repulsed and it still haunts me to this day

I would love to just go to a deserted island and stay there for a few months and just lie on the beach and swim in the clear ocean and see all the beautiful creatures and sleep under the stars

Has anyone else noticed how creepy the dog looks on this advert?

"I’m going to murder your entire family while you sleep"

Really just want to curl up in a ball and cry right now. Not one good thing anymore. Not fucking one.

Great.